Melee Llama PiƱatas

A llama filled entirely with melee weapons. Contains at least 6 schematics.
Melee Llamas

Melee Llamas focus specifically on giving you nothing but melee weapon items within the game. It can upgrade to Silver and/or Gold. Which gives you better quality weapon items and more of them.


Melee Llama Quotes

Adios. Enjoy!
Ah. That'll get the job done.
Alright, let's do this.
And that's all she wrote.
And the gold goes to...
Axe. Nice. I don't see any trees though.
Bracing for impact.
Get ready for the gold rush.
Go for it.
Have at it.
Hey, an axe. Are we chopping something?
Hey, check out this nice loot.
Hey. A guitar. Are you in a band?
Hey. Batter up.
Hi ho off to work you go.
Hi, friend!
I am feeling lucky!
It's like a dream I had!
Look. I'm a llama. Not a dragon.
Lucky you.
Mining for loot?
Neat pitchfork!
Nice. Silverrrrr!
Now this is the good stuff.
Oh! Grow some veggies, get some loot.
Oh strum away, maestro.
Oh well. Don't fear the reaper.
Oh yeah. To the left a little.
Oh yeah- you are raking it in.
Ooh a guitar. Let's jam.
Ooh- Can I have an axe too!?
Ooh. That's creepy.
Ooh. That looks sharp.
Ooh! Those prongs look sharp!
Please bunt.
Pure 24 karat llama.
Raking it in.
Sledgehammer!
Sock it to me.
Swing for the fences.
Swing, batter.
That's a nice change
That's a weird stick you got there.
That one's not going to tickle, is it?
This one's gonna sting.
Upgrade.
Well. That's me.
What are you waiting for? Get to jabbin'.
Why do you have an axe?
Wow. Not too shabby.
Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah. Take it on home.
Yeah. You got the goods.