Rad Llama Piñatas

A one... a two... a one, two, three, four!

Am I about to hit the big time?

Can't we shred some sick tunes and not me?

Crack out the fanfare!

Don't duet!

I am totally not amped for this.

I bet you're wondering how I got here.

I love bangin' tunes, but not this!

It's called a "downbeat," not a "beat down!"

I've got all the bells and whistles.

Music to my ears.

Rock 'n' roll, dude.

That really struck a chord.

That's going to be a metra-NO from me, dude.

This finale is going to be off the wall.

This gig's a bust.

This is a major problem for me.

This is not the encore I wanted.

This is not what I meant when I said "headbanging."

This is so not my jam.

Time for my solo already?

What a rad score!

What'll it take to change your tune?

Whoa, this is heavy metal.

You've been an awesome crowd, tonight!